anonyme0273 677 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Wish granted, the baby now never sleeps and screams constantly, thus you can't even fall asleep to begin with. I wish for KFC to open up closer to my place of living. Link to post Share on other sites
Equinox98x 64 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Wish granted, but that KFC will have disgusting food that will make you very sick every time you eat there. I wish for an uncorruptable wish Link to post Share on other sites
Tazermarks 21 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Wish granted, your next wish will be uncorrupted... but will not be granted. I wish I didn't have to go to work when they open beta to everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Ragenarok 24 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/16/2018 at 8:10 PM, Archeon said: I wish @Ragenarok had remembered to make a wish Granted, but the wish Ragenarok made becomes invisible and therefore uncorruptable to everyone who reads this post On 5/18/2018 at 1:24 AM, Tazermarks said: I wish I didn't have to go to work when they open beta to everyone. Granted, but your internet plays up until the dates in which you have to return to work Link to post Share on other sites
xSteez94 1 Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/17/2018 at 5:24 PM, Tazermarks said: I wish I didn't have to go to work when they open beta to everyone. Granted, but your PC will crash the whole Beta I wish I could meet Armin van Buuren and stay next to him at Tomorrowland on ASOT stage Link to post Share on other sites
Quivun 10 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 On 6/1/2018 at 5:01 AM, xSteez94 said: Granted, but your PC will crash the whole Beta I wish I could meet Armin van Buuren and stay next to him at Tomorrowland on ASOT stage Granted : Your excitement upon hearing the news prevents you from sleeping the prior night and on stage you'll have to fight to stay awake or collapse on stage from sleep deprivation. I wish to have fantastic writing/essay abilities. Link to post Share on other sites
Kazayrian 55 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Granted, but you will only produce gay Supernatural fanfictions. I wish for immediate release of SCP 049. Link to post Share on other sites
Coreykun 0 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Kazayrian said: Granted, but you will only produce gay Supernatural fanfictions. I wish for immediate release of SCP 049. Granted, but it will be so buggy that all u get is blue screens. I wish people wouldn't use the word 'gay' with a negtive meaning anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Massmerize 4 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Coreykun said: Granted, but it will be so buggy that all u get is blue screens. I wish people wouldn't use the word 'gay' with a negtive meaning anymore. Granted, but people would also scream "YOLO" at the end of every sentence they use 'gay' in. I wish to see a picture of " @Kiwi" in this thread. Edited June 5, 2018 by Massmerize Link to post Share on other sites
Kazayrian 55 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Granted, but her picture contains a lethal memetic hazard and you would die upon watching it. I wish that @Coreykun would know about the SCP Foundation and refrain from SJWism. Link to post Share on other sites
Aegis1020 3 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Granted, then Coreykun joins SCP, discovers you have super-power and contains you. I wish to have a sexy female sex-friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Massmerize 4 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 (edited) On 6/6/2018 at 3:49 PM, Aegis1020 said: I wish to have a sexy female sex-friend. Granted, but she'd have all of them sweet STD's *insertdoesn'tmatterhadsexmemehere* I wish that farting would be as contagious as yawning. Edited June 19, 2018 by Massmerize Link to post Share on other sites
steezy 98 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Wish granted but everytime you have to fart you also get the urge to pee I wish i wouldnt have depression BurningWorld and batorfly like this Link to post Share on other sites
StarDucksCoffee aka PKcool 1 Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Wish granted, but you'll die in a few days without depression I wish that there is no speed limit in my country Link to post Share on other sites
xsissel 21 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 9:55 PM, StarDucksCoffee aka PKcool said: I wish that there is no speed limit in my country Wish granted, but cars in your country can only drive at 60mp/h max speed. I wish I had an endless amount of wealth. batorfly and BurningWorld like this Link to post Share on other sites
Przemek 2 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Wish granted, but you get assassinated by someone who is jealous of your infinite wealth. I wish for world peace, because why not! BurningWorld and batorfly like this Link to post Share on other sites
xsissel 21 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 On 6/25/2018 at 7:13 PM, Przemek said: I wish for world peace, because why not! Wish granted, but you're the only person left on earth. I wish every woman I touched fell in love with me. Link to post Share on other sites
steezy 98 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Wish granted but as soon as you fall in love with them they will ignore you. I wish i had the skill to make paper thin tomato slices with a stihl ms 261. Link to post Share on other sites
Jack Pinkerton 1 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 wish granted but the tomato sliced you in pieces i am alive and i wish nothing with a downside Link to post Share on other sites
batorfly 142 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Wish granted but you are broke AF, don't have nothing. Nothingness, no upsides, no downides. Vegetation. I wish high self esteem for myself, and better singing skills, and to decently play on at least one instrument, for instance piano, or even to be a multi instrumentalist. steezy likes this Link to post Share on other sites
steezy 98 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 (edited) wish granted. since you wished for 3 wishes you will get 3 downsides You turn blind, deaf and loose the ability to speak i wish for better free synth software Edited July 6, 2018 by steezy batorfly and Massmerize like this Link to post Share on other sites
Massmerize 4 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 granted. but none of your devices can run this synth software. i wish that i'd be the creator of this beautiful topic. Link to post Share on other sites
Eddio 245 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Granted but nobody will ever leave another reply on this topic again. I wish it wasn't so hot outside right now. Link to post Share on other sites
Rondine 41 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 granted, but the sun will burn out. I wish i had more motivation for my rpgmaker game i make... Link to post Share on other sites
berschok 3 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) May your wish be granted, but in return you won't be able to use your hands whenever you are near a pc/laptop/etc. I wish that I would be able to commit any crime perfectly without ever being caught ^-^ Edited July 27, 2018 by berschok Link to post Share on other sites
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