Corrupt-a-wish!

[Shalade 0]

The idea is that I will bring a wish, for example "I wish ice-cream wouldn't melt at room temperature", and then the next one must grant that wish, but with one downside, as in "Wish granted, but your icecream attracts insects" for example.

I'll begin with "I wish Chrome wouldn't consume so much RAM memory"

[TheSInEater 7]

wish granted but it will make you're pc crash withut a reason every 10 minutes ,

i wish battleforge would be back already

[ikke2902 6]

Wish granted

Battleforge is back obviously, but you are the only one who doesn't have acces to BF.

I wish to have a cookie

[Ultrakool 644]

wish granted, but the cookie monster stole it from you.

i wish to counter effects of any negative consequence

[Shalade 0]

wish granted, but the cookie monster stole it from you.

i wish to counter effects of any negative consequence

Wish granted, but you cannot avoid negative consequences :3

I wish I could fly.

[TheSInEater 7]

you can fly but you can't land

i wish i could stay on the ground

[ikke2902 6]

Wish granted,

He is the master of off-topic game killer

I wish to steal my cookies back from cookie monster

edit;

Ninja x 2

Ragequit haha

[TheSInEater 7]

wish granted you can steal cookies from cookie monster , but only out of his belly

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i wish i could get all the cards in battleforge

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i wish i could have all the cards in battleforge

[Ultrakool 644]

wish granted, but cards can only be played in forge.

I wish i can run like the flash

[Shalade 0]

wish granted, but cards can only be played in forge.

I wish i can run like the flash

Wish granted, but you disintegrate because you end up running too fast.

I wish I had 1M dollars.

[TheSInEater 7]

you can have the dollars , but you cant spend them

i wish i could watch with my eyse closed

[Shalade 0]

you can have the dollars , but you cant spend them

i wish i could watch with my eyse closed

Wish granted, but now you can't sleep anymore

I wish I got Windows 10 already :3

[TheSInEater 7]

you can have windows 10 but it will be a demo version witch wont allow you to use any internet !

i wish i had a iphone

[Alendorf 1]

wish granted, but you have no money to pay your phone plan

i wish , i have a T-Rex

[kestas3 2]

wish granted but he will be taken from you in order to film jurasic park

i wish i had a lyrish promo so ppl would stop nagging at me that i dont have one

[TheSInEater 7]

kesta waths youre wish?

[kestas3 2]

ffixd

[TheSInEater 7]

wish granted but every time you play it you will need to pay the power cost *5 and you can't trade it for BFP or another card

i wish i was the owner of google

[kestas3 2]

wish granted but you will not be able to take the money earnt from google.

I wish i ea would close

[Alendorf 1]

wish granted, but all ea was closed and private server too...

i wish i have all games on steam

[kestas3 2]

wish granted but you cannot play them. NO REFUNDS

[ikke2902 6]

Wish granted.
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I wish to find $100 on the street

[WatcherOfSky 3]

Wish granted, but then some old nekid pervet guy stabs you in the back with a rusty knife.

I wish I had no wishes. :|

[DragonOfTime 5]

You have no wishes because you are dead.

I wish I could sleep more.

[WatcherOfSky 3]

Granted, but you overslept and missed your precious exams. >=D

I wish I had a puppy.