Avenged 0 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Wish granted, but your body is not capable of handling the fire and you end up just burning yourself to death. I wish for a good Stratocaster elictric guitar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 5 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 wish granted,but you aren't able to play it. I wish i could work alongside Sauron. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Granted, you then proceed to fall alongside Sauron. I wish for something else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kestas3 2 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 granted but that something else is never playing bafo. i wish i had a lyrish horse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Granted, your anus has just been expanded to lyrish size. I wish for another thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darkroy 5 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted, you got a small living juggernaut in real life who loves to stampede and destroy things so you begin to hate him. I wish i'd have an awesome car Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alendorf 2 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted but you can't drive it ^^ I wish to have a great job in the futur :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shalade 5 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted, but you end up working for EA :D I wish the BF Reddit was more populated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted, now there are little gnomes living there. ps. Alendorf said he wanted to have a GREAT job... I wish for the thing to end all other things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ultrakool 773 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 granted, life on earth doesn't exist anymore. The thing you wish for was the largest asteroid ever in existence. I wish for a gummy bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dexirian 420 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted, but your bowels just transformed into the gates of hell spitting out hellfire in a really horrific way. I wish for a infinite pizza Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pucchin 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted, but you're now allergic to pizza. I wish for getting master in sc2. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted, but then sc2 shut down its servers. >=D I wish for infinite infinity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shalade 5 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted, but you're not sure that the universe is infinite through physical experimentation and thus it isn't and your infinite infinity collides with the limits of the universe destroying it. GJ :D I wish my university had decent teachers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted, but you fail anyways. I wish there was something else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darkroy 5 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Granted, there is Jesus I wish i wouldnt always wish for things i dont have yet and just be happy the way things are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoseAlmeida 1 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Wish granted, but you need to do 1 more wish. I wish i was a shaman irl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
korsbaek 1 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 [quote='JoseAlmeida' pid='1960' dateline='1435189201'] Wish granted, but you need to do 1 more wish. I wish i was a shaman irl [/quote] Wish Granted but the spirits will always be mad at you and make your life a living hell I wish i had all the answers to any qustion that have been and will ever be asked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pucchin 0 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Wish granted, but you get Alzheimer disease and forget answers when question is asked to you. I wish for nice weather today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoseAlmeida 1 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 [quote='Pucchin' pid='1992' dateline='1435219847'] Wish granted, but you get Alzheimer disease and forget answers when question is asked to you. I wish for nice weather today. [/quote] Wish granted, but next day there will be floods. I wish I had a good enough pc to run assassins creed Unity ._. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted, but you then explode. I wish for a second something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shalade 5 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Share Posted June 25, 2015 Wish granted, there's EA (there's no god without a devil :3) I wish Steam wouldn't crash when loading too many CS:GO gifs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Granted. but now your computer crashed when loading too many CS:GO gifs. I wish I could see a Syzygy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shalade 5 Posted June 25, 2015 Author Share Posted June 25, 2015 Wish granted, but you die right after seeing it. I wish this thread had a 5-stars rating :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WatcherOfSky 37 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Not granted. Period. I wish Shalade's wish could come true. :troll: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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