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Wish granted but everytime you have to fart you also get the urge to pee I wish i wouldnt have depression

Wish granted, but cars in your country can only drive at 60mp/h max speed. I wish I had an endless amount of wealth.

Wish granted, but you get assassinated by someone who is jealous of your infinite wealth. I wish for world peace, because why not!

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On 5/16/2018 at 8:10 PM, Archeon said:

I wish @Ragenarok had remembered to make a wish

Granted, but the wish Ragenarok made becomes invisible and therefore uncorruptable to everyone who reads this post ;)

On 5/18/2018 at 1:24 AM, Tazermarks said:

I wish I didn't have to go to work when they open beta to everyone.

Granted, but your internet plays up until the dates in which you have to return to work

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On 5/17/2018 at 5:24 PM, Tazermarks said:

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work when they open beta to everyone.

Granted, but your PC will crash the whole Beta ;)

 

I wish I could meet Armin van Buuren and stay next to him at Tomorrowland on ASOT stage :) 

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On 6/1/2018 at 5:01 AM, xSteez94 said:

Granted, but your PC will crash the whole Beta ;)

 

I wish I could meet Armin van Buuren and stay next to him at Tomorrowland on ASOT stage :) 

Granted : Your excitement upon hearing the news prevents you from sleeping the prior night and on stage you'll have to fight to stay awake or collapse on stage from sleep deprivation.
I wish to have fantastic writing/essay abilities.

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1 hour ago, Kazayrian said:

Granted, but you will only produce gay Supernatural fanfictions.

I wish for immediate release of SCP 049.

Granted, but it will be so buggy that all u get is blue screens.

I wish people wouldn't use the word 'gay' with a negtive meaning anymore.

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35 minutes ago, Coreykun said:

Granted, but it will be so buggy that all u get is blue screens.

I wish people wouldn't use the word 'gay' with a negtive meaning anymore.

Granted, but people would also scream "YOLO" at the end of every sentence they use 'gay' in.
I wish to see a picture of " @Kiwi" in this thread.

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On 6/6/2018 at 3:49 PM, Aegis1020 said:

I wish to have a sexy female sex-friend.

Granted, but she'd have all of them sweet STD's :P

*insertdoesn'tmatterhadsexmemehere*

I wish that farting would be as contagious as yawning.

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Wish granted but you are broke AF, don't have nothing. Nothingness, no upsides, no downides. Vegetation.

I wish high self esteem for myself, and better singing skills, and to decently play on at least one instrument, for instance piano, or even to be a multi instrumentalist.

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May your wish be granted, but in return you won't be able to use your hands whenever you are near a pc/laptop/etc.

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I wish that I would be able to commit any crime perfectly without ever being caught ^-^

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