youto000 0 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 wish granted but you cant earn any more i wish for an end to abuse verbal and physical Link to post Share on other sites
Shalade 5 Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted, but aliens invade us and now we have no means to retaliate against them without the help of an army. I wish I could have infinite spaghetti. Link to post Share on other sites
Valaraukar 1 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) Wish granted but now your entire house iscompletely overfilled eith spaghetti that always come back if removed. I wish for immunity against every desease that exists. Edited March 2, 2016 by Valaraukar Link to post Share on other sites
ManGa 2 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted but you'll have hickups for the rest of your life. I wish I had my own personal dragon Link to post Share on other sites
anonyme0273 677 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted, you wake up one day just in time to see the flames that grill you to a coal block. I wishh for a driving license Link to post Share on other sites
Valaraukar 1 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, anonyme0273 said: Wish granted, you wake up one day just in time to see the flames that grill you to a coal block. I wishh for a driving license Wish granted but since you cheated getting it you lack driving skills and die in an accident the first time you actually drive. I wish for a delicious fresh and healthy cake. Link to post Share on other sites
anonyme0273 677 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Wish granted. You got a cake. It was delicious. You liked it and wished for another. Yummy. Another! SO GOOD! MORE! ... ... this goes on for about 8 lines, then you drown in cakes I wish for a new phone, preferrably Nokia C3310 Link to post Share on other sites
Ultrakool 773 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, anonyme0273 said: Wish granted. You got a cake. It was delicious. You liked it and wished for another. Yummy. Another! SO GOOD! MORE! ... ... this goes on for about 8 lines, then you drown in cakes I wish for a new phone, preferrably Nokia C3310 Wish granted, but you dropped it and died in the subsequent earthquake. i wish I could stop global warming Link to post Share on other sites
anonyme0273 677 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, Ultrakool said: Wish granted, but you dropped it and died in the subsequent earthquake. i wish I could stop global warming You stopped global warming. Global cooling started, in 100 000 years, we will all be frozen I wish for a dog treat Link to post Share on other sites
youto000 0 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 wish granted but you have to eat it slowly and it tastes like the smooth rich taste of fecal matter for a new friend that is a human Link to post Share on other sites
Marbolid 0 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 48 minutes ago, youto000 said: wish granted but you have to eat it slowly and it tastes like the smooth rich taste of fecal matter for a new friend that is a human You meet Donald Trump at a random no-immigrants rally, you hit it off and are going bowling next satruday. I wish for 2 mars bars. Link to post Share on other sites
youto000 0 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Eating the mars bars gives you aids i wish for a satisfying end to One Piece that wraps up all loose ends Link to post Share on other sites
Valaraukar 1 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 (edited) Wish granted but because YOU are responsible for One piece's end I "visit" you and your rotten body will be found in 2 months under a bridge. I wish for Bleach anime to go on without fillers. Edited March 3, 2016 by Valaraukar Link to post Share on other sites
Equinox98x 64 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Valaraukar said: Wish granted but because YOU are responsible for One piece's end I "visit" you and your rotten body will be found in 2 months under a bridge. I wish for Bleach anime to go on without fillers. wish granted but the anime will die out soon I wish I could move time itself Link to post Share on other sites
Marbolid 0 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Wish granted, you have taken a position as a store clerk at a Swiss clock shop, at the start of the day you re-arange the pieces in the store, moving time both litteraly and figurativly. I once again wish for 2 god damn mars bars Link to post Share on other sites
Archmystic 4 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Marbolid said: Wish granted, you have taken a position as a store clerk at a Swiss clock shop, at the start of the day you re-arange the pieces in the store, moving time both litteraly and figurativly. I once again wish for 2 god damn mars bars Wish granted but the bars made of mars are inedible and have no use, and no one will believe you if you tell them its really from mars. I wish i could teleport at will, anywhere and anytime. Link to post Share on other sites
Marbolid 0 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 13 hours ago, Archmystic said: Wish granted but the bars made of mars are inedible and have no use, and no one will believe you if you tell them its really from mars. I wish i could teleport at will, anywhere and anytime. You can teleport, however not trough dematerialising and rematerialising again, rather trough immense speed. Due to the human phisiology and anatomy, teleportation would be fatal. I wish for THREE mars bars this time! Link to post Share on other sites
Valaraukar 1 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Marbolid said: You can teleport, however not trough dematerialising and rematerialising again, rather trough immense speed. Due to the human phisiology and anatomy, teleportation would be fatal. I wish for THREE mars bars this time! Wish granted but you get executed for being responsible for someone stealing 7 Mars Bars. I wish for Twix. Link to post Share on other sites
Equinox98x 64 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Valaraukar said: Wish granted but you get executed for being responsible for someone stealing 7 Mars Bars. I wish for Twix. Granted but they eat you instead I wish Superwoman existed xd Link to post Share on other sites
Valaraukar 1 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Defqon said: Granted but they eat you instead I wish Superwoman existed xd Wish granted but you'll notice since she decides do stay undercover. I wish for the ability to fly. Edited March 5, 2016 by Valaraukar Link to post Share on other sites
anonyme0273 677 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 6 hours ago, Valaraukar said: Wish granted but you'll notice since she decides do stay undercover. I wish for the ability to fly. Wish granted, you can fly! You fly high and die of lack of oxygen and cold. Your cold, lifeless body falls and shatters with a *plop* sound. I wish for night vision (but keeping my normal vision as well, be original ) Link to post Share on other sites
Simigr 12 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Wish granted,you can see in the dark but no more than 1 meter . I wish to be a good and kind king. Edited March 6, 2016 by Simigr Link to post Share on other sites
Reis1337 0 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Wish granted, You are a good and kind king, but your people wish to revolt against monarchy and become communists. I wish for the end of the world. Link to post Share on other sites
youto000 0 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 wish granted but it will only happen after 1,000,000,000 years i wish for a cheese pizza with anchovies mmm yum Link to post Share on other sites
Archmystic 4 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 10 hours ago, youto000 said: wish granted but it will only happen after 1,000,000,000 years i wish for a cheese pizza with anchovies mmm yum Wish granted, but the anchovies are still alive and ate the rest of the pizza before you could get to it. I wish for a panda mount Link to post Share on other sites
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