RTS? I'm more of a turn based or semi-turn based player myself That would include Civ V, Total war series, EU4, CK2, Mount & Blade, Stellaris.
As far as RTS is concerned I sometimes play my Warcraft III I got waaaaaaay back in, idk, like 2005 or something? That and the Empire Earth/Anno series, old but gold.
I ask Fiona to call Shrek for dinner, so he leaves. I walk up and take the hill.
I plant melon all around. I invite the forum over and tell them it's their melon and they have to protect it.
I now own the hill.
I use a height jumping stick to pole over your traps and onto the top of the hill! You are shocked and fall down triggering all your traps.
I set up a candy shop to distract invaders at the bottom of the hill.
I now own the hill
Seeing as pudding is good, I come up the hill and eat the whole pudding castle! Yum! You walk away in disappointment, seeing as how you've lost all of your pudding.
E: I build an orbital death ray to protect me. sry i fotgot
I now own the hill.
P.S. He did say to say "I am now king of the hill" so imma stick with that
Very well. I Come to you and ask you nicely to leave (pretty please). You get up and are on your way.
I buy and deploy a lot of guard dogs.
I now own the hill.
After hours of thinking a bright idea dawns me! I set up a huge wind turbine and blow off you and your glasses. I climb the hill and set up a big tower on top of the hill and get in.
I now have the hill.