Eddio

1955

Wish granted but they all get corrupted. I wish for a never ending supply of beer.

Due to the Brexit the economy collapses so in a while no one is able to pay their internet bills causing the problem that the server is no longer online and no one can connect to the game >:D muhahahaha this is legit. ( I will always find a way to corrupt it. (Well probably not :p.)) I wish for some good weather.

Hmm I ask Charles Xavier to make Darth Vader kill himself. And to make you run away from the hill For the defense I ask Charles to stay and remove everyone trying to take the hill. I now own the hill.

1936

I casually throw an EMP up the hill and yawn while I walk up there. I push the selfdestruct button on the robot to get rit of the piece of junk . I guess I ask shrek to defend the hill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVggXZPCuYw I now own the hill.

Why isn't there a limit to how big a wish could be :/

I meant a clown >:).

1933

1932 getting close to 2k

Wish granted but you become so good that all other people get bored almost right away and quit playing the game. I wish for someone to help me corrupt @BionicReaper's wish.

Wish granted but you are the only one who can play it and al the solo gameplay isn't finished yet so you can only play multiplayer maps solo. I wish for @BionicReaper to stop trying to make an incorruptable wish

Pretty good I am going to say 7.8.

Thinks it is weird that @Ladadoos didn't point out the obvious.

wel 1930 it is

Seeing how a orbital death ray has to charge after it fires I send a clown up the hill to take the hit. After the clown got killed by the death ray I ran up the hill and start showing dank memes you get so annoyed that you run far away from the hill. I hire two dat boi's for defense (o shit whaddup). I now have the hill.

Working very hard I earned a lot of money. I used the money to buy a tank and to bribe the detectives and bodyguards to fight for me. As I drive to the top of the hill in my tank I order the detectives and bodyguards to take you far away from the hill. After that I summon a wild @Ladadoos for defense. I now have the hill.

You are making it a bit to easy how did you make them go away is your face that scary? But technically if you had a way to get rid of the harvester it wouldn't be wrong. Although now nobody can use that way to get the hill. Got to get rid of the easy ways first right?

Ehm that is kinda more than one and only one defense... but never mind now gonna take it down >:D As time passes the giant melon rots and breaks apart spilling al over the hill making all guns useless it also covers all infantry and shamans. I ride up the hill with a sled pulled by giant omnivoric rabbits. As soon as I am on the top all the rabbits run to the infantry and shamans and start eating the rotting melon and start biting the infantry and shamans. Scared and in pain they all run down the hill. I disable the other defenses and summon a harvester for defense. I now have the hill.

It sure is correct but nobody should be able to use the tunnel now so let's just say it collapsed after you went out of it. And it didn't damage the hill (we don't want the hill to be destroyed Also now nobody will be able to dig a tunnel so more coming in from below >:D

How about a new forum game I found? Let's say someone created a hill everyone wants the hill cause having it makes you rich and famous. So of course everyone tries to conquer it. The Rules: -You may use any means to take the hill form the previous owner >:D (quote the previous owner). -Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself. -Don't destroy the hil please :/ . -End your post with "I now have the hill". -After you take the hill you can put down one and only one defense mechanism for other to destroy or evade. -You cannot conquer the hill with a way used previously. I'll start I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and clmibed to the top op his hill. As soon as I got to the top I sneaked up to the creator who was sitting outside on top of the hill. I hit him on the head with a candy bar. He fell down so I pushed him in a barrel and rolled the barrel down the hill. Afterwards I put down some lights to see if anybody was coming up. I now have the hill. (looking forward to creative ways to take the hill).

Wish granted but english will be the only language you know. I wish for someone to say lost souls are the best!!!!!

Wish granted but everyone will become jealous of your inmortality and hate you for the rest of your live. Everyone will try to hurt and insult you whenever they see you. I wish for wishes to become easier to corrupt.

Wish granted but the game takes up so much computer power and storage space that your computer becomes horrible slow resulting in a terrible gaming experience. I wish for that the above sentence to make sense. I also wish for a beer.