So the forums have been a little quiet recently, hopefully this will help liven things up
I was watching a Smash Bros. parody song, and that inspired me a little bit. (It's here, if anyone is interested in smash). So I was thinking: what if we all work together to come up with battleforge parody song lyrics?
I was thinking about something for The Sound of Music, to start, and here's what I have so far.
To the tune of "My Favorite Things"
Amazons and a half dozen treespirits,
Hurricanes that toss all S units near it.
Knocking back units with red razorshards,
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
Frosty aggressors with L unit knockback,
Homesoil buffs to my ranged units’ attack.
Fighting off beasts with a fleet of stone shards,
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
Timeless ones, tremors, and silverwind lancers.
Shield building for the most defensive answer.
Curse well and Brannoc if feeling try-hard
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
I haven't thought of anything for the "when the dog bites/when the bee stings" part (mostly because I don't know what cards stonekin hates).
I'm also not entirely sold on the repeating part. Could be "These are a few of the best Stonekin cards," Or just: "These are a few of my favorite cards."
I originally tried some lines with fire but ran out of rhymes (shards is a pretty good rhyme for cards). Here's what I had for fire, in case anyone thinks that's more viable:
Nomads and Wreckers and Banners of Glory,
Firesworn, Mortars, and hard-hitting Sundy,
Quick-witting scavengers dart toward the scene,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the freeze hits,
When the eagle screams,
When I’m fee-ling, maaaad:
I think about all of my favorite things,
And then I don’t feeeeeel, sooo baaad.
Post your own ideas for BF music parodies, or help this one out!
UPDATE:
For those who haven't carefully read through the entire conversation, the lyrics we've decided on (for a "My Favorite Things") are as follows:
OP Stonekin Things (we still need to work on the title though)
Amazons and a half dozen treespirits,
Hurricanes that toss all S units near it.
Knocking back units with red razorshards,
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
Frosty aggressors with L unit knockback,
Homesoil buffs to my stormsingers’ attack.
Fighting off beasts with a fleet of stone shards,
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
Timeless ones, tremors, and silverwind lancers.
Shield building for the most defensive answer.
Curse well and Brannoc if feeling try-hard
These are a few OP Nature-Frost caaaards!
When the mortars strike,
When the juggers charge,
When I'm feeling mad:
I simply recall the OP stonekin cards,
and then I don't flame so bad.
(repeat)