Equinox98x
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Always fires his gun to the wrong guy
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1 hour ago, Valaraukar said:
Wish granted but you get executed for being responsible for someone stealing 7 Mars Bars.
I wish for Twix.
Granted but they eat you instead
I wish Superwoman existed xd -
1 hour ago, Valaraukar said:
Wish granted but because YOU are responsible for One piece's end I "visit" you and your rotten body will be found in 2 months under a bridge.
I wish for Bleach anime to go on without fillers.
wish granted but the anime will die out soon
I wish I could move time itself -
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2 minutes ago, Greymane said:
wish granted.no problem
i wish i could play FOR HONOR in alpha stage
Wish granted, but you missed the email and the alpha was over when you found it.
I wish I was mojo jojo -
32 minutes ago, SilenceKiller99 said:
screw you, you said the wrong number!
1472
no thanks, I would have lost already xD
muahaha xd 1473
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2 minutes ago, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but when you find it, you are greeted by atlanteans, whom btw, are sex hungry male fishmen. You are then drugged, and strapped to the ocean bed, where fifty naked fishmen await you, with their fish dicks, each 15 inches long, and they all start penetrating every opening in your body, and they won't stop till you drop.
I wish for a hot girlfriend who isn't a transgender.
Wish granted, but soon the girlfriend turned into such a lizard lady like that movie, she gets you horny like hel, then bites of your manhood, as following an army of lizards get in your body to cum on each single spot inside, outside your organs and muscles, you will become so weak of the sperm that it drops out of your mouth, eyes & ears and then you drop dead with millions of baby lizards that have eaten you alive
I wish I got free food for the rest of my life -
Wish granted but the abillity has awaken all historical samurai's to come and get you because of the power, They will hack, whack, slice, kick you, they wil fart on your face, pee in your mouth & cut off your manhood, you'll be bleeding dead but they stop the bleeding just fast enough you aren't dead yet, so the next thing they do is lay some poop on your face and but.
They will Stuff your body with teddybears and sin you alive. Followed by that, they burn you
I wish I was the one who will find atlantis -
Just now, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but the candy was actually laced with all kinds of fucked up drugs, such as speed, angel dust and etc. After ingesting it all, you proceed to murder everyone in your sight.
I wish for skills in battleforge
Wish granted but the moment you got them, every single bad guy in the world started chasing you to steal the skills, but you don't want to surrender them so they take you, torture you, rip youtr tongue out, cut off your toes & fingers & put scorpions in your pants.
I wish I wasn't so evil like this xd -
Just now, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but then your entire existance would become nothing as well.
I wish for a bucket of kfc chicken.
Wish granted , but the chickens got alive, eventually chasing you to the other side of the world and at last eating you alive
I wish I had millions of bags with all kinds of good candy -
1 minute ago, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but you also have his bad taste in women, as well as an arch nemesis who kicks ass, and your wizardry is shite.
I wish to have batman's utility belt.
Wish granted but the belt is to big for youthat it accidently dropped on the ground, shot the grapplehook and got stuck in your brains eventually killing you
I wish nothing -
Just now, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish Granted, but your pink unicorn will have every STD known to mankind, and you will be infected just by being in a 6km radius of it
I wish for a healthy gorilla to spar with.
Wish granted but the Gorilla took you by your neck and started smashing you with your head against the wall & ground, eventually tearing your eyes & ears of and killing you by squashing your head.
I wish I had harry potter powers -
12 minutes ago, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but the only wish you can wish from your wish is a wish that involves you killing someone who is close to you as a sacrifice to grant your wish that you wished for.
I wish for Trump to be president of the USA.
Wish granted but he uses you in every speech as a disaster for the world
I wish I was a pink fluffy unicorn -
11 minutes ago, SSNTRPimptonSS said:
Wish granted, but in your perfect life, you will never find a perfect soul mate
I wish to expand my pimp business across the seven seas
Wish granted but you lost everything during the transport
I wish a wish -
1 hour ago, Kaliber84 said:
Wish granted. But there aren't any good moments left.
I wish my wish wouldn't get granted
Unfortunatly something in the universe happened were a plot twist emerged that said wish ungranted is from now on wish granted, so wish ungranted
I wish I had the perfect life -
Just now, Pandeell said:
Thanks you
Your welcome
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6 minutes ago, Pandeell said:
Hello all,
I discovered the BattleforgeReborn Project some month ago, and today I wanted to join the forum to discuss about this beautiful game =)
My english isn't well but if I often write in english here, I'm gonna step up in this language
About me :
I'm a french guy, I'm young ( 14 ) and I played Battleforge when I was 8/9 years old and that's wonderful memories
I hope this project will be a success
Welcome to the forum, I hope you will enjoy your stay in the Forge of Recreation
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The enforcer is real good, in every account I had the enforcer with me. It proved damn good
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Wish granted, but they are all taken down by the BFR devs
I wish I had unlimmited bfp's -
Welcome @Bolrader I wish you the best of luck!
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Just now, Ladadoos said:
Issue solved. If you are having this error as well it's because you most likely didn't follow the guide correctly.
Thanks bro, I am a very happy person now
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Uhhh I can't count to more than 1441. So Let's start over
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Nope we Continue : 1442
The legendary forum game "count"
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