So. As you may or may not know, I am a writer. I write stuffs.
So now, I've had an idea. I am going to write a very bizarre tale indeed that will include you lot as characters. Your in-story persona will be likely be linked to your profile picture, with a few exceptions. It will likely have multiple parts. I've heard that Link did something similar to this in the past, but now I'm going to have a crack at it.
Sooooo stay tuned lads! You're in for a very peculiar little adventure...