Fairdot

But who IS Fairdot?

Well...
Some people call him an incompetent comic and a waste of human resources.
But more enlightened people know him as...

A friend,
esteemed poet,
 philanthropist,
  witty raconteur,
   adventurer,
    mountaineer,
     lone yachtsman,
      big game hunter,
       swordsman,
        concert cellist,
         ballroom dancer,
          origami guru,
           ouija board hotshot,
            and amateur smut author.