Corrupt-a-wish!

[FlyingSheep 0]

Wish granted, but u die the next day.

 

i wish i can rule the world.

[Eddio 245]

Wish granted though it will be a world of people trying to kill you.

 

I wish for the train to arrive on time.

[anonyme0273 677]

Wish granted, the train arrived on time, however, you weren't there.

 

I wish for a freeware non-virus'd music making software (if you know any, let me know pls ^^ )

[Kiwi 513]

Wish granted, you got freeware non-virus'd music making software but your computer blew up.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Archeon 37]

Wish granted, but every time you do, the chorus of "I believe I can fly" plays constantly on repeat drom nowhere.

 

I wish I had a job playing video games.

[Eddio 245]

Wish granted but you suck at every game you play.

 

I wish for 120gb RAM extra for my pc.

[Ceekay 1]

Wish granted but your graphic card sucks so you have to spend extra bucks to play games

I wish I was a hippie in the 60s

[Archeon 37]

Wish granted, but your single extra voice in the anti-capitalist movement tips it over the edge, shutting down all businesses around the world. EA and all their studios will never exist, and nobody will ever have played or ever be able to play Battleforge.

I wish I was finished taking exams, I'm 34 for crying out loud!

[Reis1337 0]

Wish granted, but you miss them dearly.

I wish to be alone.

[Kazayrian 55]

On 5/7/2018 at 11:03 PM, Reis1337 said:

Wish granted, but you miss them dearly.

I wish to be alone.

Granted, but you break your little toe and no one is there to help you.

I wish for InsaneHawk to finally answer my question. 

[Ultrakool 773]

Granted, you got his attention but hawk didn’t know what your question was.

I wish our devs the best of luck in finding the remaining bugs and being able to push skylords reborn to open beta. (Who is gonna corrupt it now? )

[Kazayrian 55]

Granted, but the important equipment pieces catch fire and all the work was for nothing.

I wish for a disc copy of BATTLE.....TOOOOOAAAAADS!

Edited May 9, 2018 by Kazayrian

[Equinox98x 64]

Granted, but the toads turn into gigantic cockroaches

I wish to see a shooting star in the sky

[Piromanijak 4]

Wish granted, but it is turning right into your direction and you cant move.

I wish i was not doing this.

[Fauchderial 87]

Wish granted, you was doing this... the bacon dance because you forgot to take medication ! 

I wish my wish will be corrupted. (here we go I destroyed the game )

Edited May 9, 2018 by Fauchderial

[Navarr 34]

Wish corrutped, but actually it was granted. Or not?

I wish I was a Twilight Brute.

[anonyme0273 677]

Wish granted, you are now a Twilight Brute within BattleForge but the Skylord controlling you is a noob and sends you to your death.

I wish to pass my exams.

[Zoidberg 2]

Granted, but all Exams get worthless

 

I wish i had an Infinite Supply of Cookies

Edited May 10, 2018 by Zoidberg

[Leamox 8]

Granted, but the cookie monster came and ate them all... 

I wish i had acces so i can stream the ga-

jk

I wish i would find 1 $ on the street (idk why)

[anonyme0273 677]

Wish granted, but someone when you pick it up, you realize someone stole your wallet with everything in it.

I wish to become an asian to have a chance at my math exam.

[Equinox98x 64]

wish granted, but the math exercises are easy af and are exercises like 1+1

I wish I would not pass my exams

[Ragenarok 24]

Wish granted, But not only do you not pass your exams, you are automatically re-enrolled in failed subjects. And each failure doubles your tuition costs. There is no deffering

[Archeon 37]

I wish @Ragenarok had remembered to make a wish

[Tazermarks 21]

Wish granted, but it is only you who cannot see it.

I wish people would stop asking "Can we play yet" when it clearly states that we are still in closed beta

[Archeon 37]

Wish granted, now they will only ask "when is open beta?" or "can I have a closed beta key?" or "why doesn't the the download work?" instead.

I wish my baby would wake me up less than three times a night.