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5 minutes ago, anonyme0273 said:

Wish granted, you wake up one day just in time to see the flames that grill you to a coal block.

I wishh for a driving license 

Wish granted but since you cheated getting it you lack driving skills and die in an accident the first time you actually drive.

 

I wish for a delicious fresh and healthy cake.

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Wish granted. You got a cake. It was delicious. You liked it and wished for another. Yummy. Another! SO GOOD! MORE! ... ... this goes on for about 8 lines, then you drown in cakes

I wish for a new phone, preferrably Nokia C3310

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1 hour ago, anonyme0273 said:

Wish granted. You got a cake. It was delicious. You liked it and wished for another. Yummy. Another! SO GOOD! MORE! ... ... this goes on for about 8 lines, then you drown in cakes

I wish for a new phone, preferrably Nokia C3310

Wish granted, but you dropped it and died in the subsequent earthquake.

i wish I could stop global warming

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Just now, Ultrakool said:

Wish granted, but you dropped it and died in the subsequent earthquake.

i wish I could stop global warming

You stopped global warming. Global cooling started, in 100 000 years, we will all be frozen

I wish for a dog treat

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48 minutes ago, youto000 said:

wish granted but you have to eat it slowly and it tastes like the smooth rich taste of fecal matter

for a new friend that is a human

You meet Donald Trump at a random no-immigrants rally, you hit it off and are going bowling next satruday.

I wish for 2 mars bars.

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Wish granted but because YOU are responsible for One piece's end I "visit" you and your rotten body will be found in 2 months under a bridge.

 

I wish for Bleach anime to go on without fillers.

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1 hour ago, Valaraukar said:

Wish granted but because YOU are responsible for One piece's end I "visit" you and your rotten body will be found in 2 months under a bridge.

 

I wish for Bleach anime to go on without fillers.

wish granted but the anime will die out soon

I wish I could move time itself

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Wish granted, you have taken a position as a store clerk at a Swiss clock shop, at the start of the day you re-arange the pieces in the store, moving time both litteraly and figurativly.

 

I once again wish for 2 god damn mars bars :D

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3 hours ago, Marbolid said:

Wish granted, you have taken a position as a store clerk at a Swiss clock shop, at the start of the day you re-arange the pieces in the store, moving time both litteraly and figurativly.

 

I once again wish for 2 god damn mars bars :D

Wish granted but the bars made of mars are inedible and have no use, and no one will believe you if you tell them its really from mars.

I wish i could teleport at will, anywhere and anytime.

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13 hours ago, Archmystic said:

Wish granted but the bars made of mars are inedible and have no use, and no one will believe you if you tell them its really from mars.

I wish i could teleport at will, anywhere and anytime.

You can teleport, however not trough dematerialising and rematerialising again, rather trough immense speed. Due to the human phisiology and anatomy, teleportation would be fatal.

 

I wish for THREE mars bars this time!

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12 hours ago, Marbolid said:

You can teleport, however not trough dematerialising and rematerialising again, rather trough immense speed. Due to the human phisiology and anatomy, teleportation would be fatal.

 

I wish for THREE mars bars this time!

Wish granted but you get executed for being responsible for someone stealing 7 Mars Bars.

 

I wish for Twix.

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16 minutes ago, Defqon said:

Granted but they eat you instead

I wish Superwoman existed xd

Wish granted but you'll notice since she decides do stay undercover.

 

I wish for the ability to fly.

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6 hours ago, Valaraukar said:

Wish granted but you'll notice since she decides do stay undercover.

 

I wish for the ability to fly.

Wish granted, you can fly! You fly high and die of lack of oxygen and cold. Your cold, lifeless body falls and shatters with a *plop* sound.

I wish for night vision (but keeping my normal vision as well, be original ;) )

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10 hours ago, youto000 said:

wish granted but it will only happen after 1,000,000,000 years

 i wish for a cheese pizza with anchovies

mmm yum

Wish granted, but the anchovies are still alive and ate the rest of the pizza before you could get to it.

I wish for a panda mount

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