BF Music Parodies

[Eirias]

I'm starting on another one . Only have the 1st stanza though, so feel free to contribute! The idea is that we're fixing up someone's deck so they get better (ELO like ranking points, pronounced EE-loh). Replace "you'll bring honor to us all" to "you'll bring ELO to us all."

 

To the tune of Mulan's "You'll Bring Honor to us All"

You'll Bring ELO to us all

This is what you think makes a good deck?

I'm sorry, you're a fool.

Put all these cards back o'er there

Into the card pool.

 

EDIT: added 2 more

What is this?

You can’t play

Dreadnought and Giant Wyrm along with Death Ray

Don’t you know that orbs don’t work that way?

You’ll earn ELO for us all.

 

Let’s remove

Skycatcher,

Grim Bahir and Skyelf Commander

Take my guidance, you don’t want tier 4.

You’ll earn ELO for us all.

 

 

[anonyme0273]

I feel like singing some stuff today - that is if I will be home alone. 

I never sing in public, yet strangely I feel little shame in posting it online. Wtf is this generation

[Skytrias]

we are just humans, theres nothing to feel ashamed off with singing. 

happens to many people tho, like my friend didnt trust himself in rapping infront of me. 

 

[Ultrakool]

13 hours ago, anonyme0273 said:

I feel like singing some stuff today - that is if I will be home alone. 

I never sing in public, yet strangely I feel little shame in posting it online. Wtf is this generation

Link or it never happened  

[Eirias]

So hey, now this might be worth beta access now

[Skytrias]

would be interested to know if creations before the announcement count

EDIT: at the same time i think it wouldnt be right for me to win, since the lyrics were made by you. i didnt even do the instrumental

i think i will do covers of old songs, or just orchestral music that is based on BFs music

 

Edited June 11, 2016 by Skytrias

[Eirias]

@Navarr so I heard you're good at music  

Any chance you'd be interested in writing your own instrumental version of this (so we don't have to copy from the YT video) or making professional quality vocals?

(@Skytrias not that I'm not impressed by your singing, but I don't think your recordings are quite studio quality yet.) (Also, I already have Beta access because I'm an alpha tester, so even though I wrote the lyrics and will probably compile the visuals, whoever does the best job with audio can have my ticket if this wins)

 

I'm also making a lot of progress on the "You'll Bring Honor to us All" parody, and I think I like those lyrics even better.  Hopefully I'll post the finished lyrics within a week.

[Skytrias]

1 hour ago, Eirias said:

@Navarr so I heard you're good at music  

Any chance you'd be interested in writing your own instrumental version of this (so we don't have to copy from the YT video) or making professional quality vocals?

(@Skytrias not that I'm not impressed by your singing, but I don't think your recordings are quite studio quality yet.) (Also, I already have Beta access because I'm an alpha tester, so even though I wrote the lyrics and will probably compile the visuals, whoever does the best job with audio can have my ticket if this wins)

 

I'm also making a lot of progress on the "You'll Bring Honor to us All" parody, and I think I like those lyrics even better.  Hopefully I'll post the finished lyrics within a week.

np i know my voice is not the best. quality wise my setup is alright ^^

[Eirias]

By the way, here is my progress for "You'll Bring  ELO to Us All"

 

This is what you think makes a good deck?

I’m sorry: you’re a fool.

Put all these cards back o’er there

Into the card pool.

 

What is this?

You can’t play

Dreadnought and Giant Wyrm along with Death Ray

Don’t you know that orbs don’t work that way?

Give free ELO to us all.

 

Let’s remove

Grim Bahir,

Grimvine, Overlord, and Fire Sphere.

Take my guidance, you don’t want fourth tier.

Give free ELO to us all.

 

Let’s start with a noble faction

And build a deck with flair.

You’ll need a strong tier one:

With these seven slots take care!

 

You want cards with low cost:

Thugs, scavenger, sunstriders.

Add mortar tower and a sunderer.

No free ELO for us all.

 

There’s only two more cards you lack

To finish your tier one:

The Infused Firesworn

And handy eruption.

 

The song being parodied is 

 

[Eirias]

It's not a necro if it's off-topic, right?

 

I ended up finishing the lyrics to "ELO to us All"

 

This is what you think makes a good deck?

I’m sorry: you’re a fool.

Put all these cards back o’er there

Into the card pool.

 

What is this?

You can’t play

Dreadnought and Giant Wyrm along with Death Ray

Don’t you know that orbs don’t work that way?

Don’t feed ELO to us all.

 

Let’s remove

Grim Bahir,

Grimvine, Overlord, and Fire Sphere.

Take my guidance, you don’t want fourth tier.

Don’t feed ELO to us all.

 

Let’s start with a noble faction

And build a deck with flair.

You’ll need a strong tier one:

With these seven slots take care!

 

You want cards with low cost:

Thugs, scavenger, sunstriders.

Add mortar tower and a sunderer.

No free ELO for us all.

 

There’s only two more cards you lack

To finish your tier one:

The Infused Firesworn

And handy eruption.

 

In tier two

You’ll prevail

Just remember you must

Bring females

Gladiatrix for a ranged assail

You’ll take ELO from us all.

 

[no singing]

Lavafield, for knockback

Healing comes from ra-a-vage.

Scythe fiends grant S damage

Now look at your advantage!

 

Skyfire, enforcer

These will shelter sieging fire dancers

Now you have an offensive answer

Just don’t lame over a waaall.

 

Deadlier than a wildfire

Spawn undazed with rallying banner

 

Juggernaut, kill those wells

Disenchant to break these cc spells.

Virtuoso bids that base farewell

Giant slayers end the braaaawl.

 

Stop taking ELO from us (5x) aaaaaallllll

 

To tune of this song:

 

[Eirias]

So I contacted someone on fiverr and i might pay them to make the song  we'll see, I guess it will take a couple weeks of editing visuals before you see it on YT.

In other news, I finished a 3rd one  I'm not sure if they lyrics are very good, so i welcome constructive criticism

 

Parody of "Kiss the Girl"

There you see it,

Standing in a near-by field.

It’s still got a new ice shield

And an army around it.

And you know it’s lame

And your rival will flame

You wanna curse da well.

 

Yes, you want it.

Victory is yours to seize.

Winning now is just a breeze

There is no way to save it.

It don’t take no skill

Not a bit of skill

Go on and curse da well.

 

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Sing it loud

Look at the lord too proud

He ain’t gonna curse da well.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain’t that sad

Ain’t it a shame, too bad

You gonna miss da well.

 

[music]

Now’s your moment,

Overflowing pow-er pool.

Skylord don’t you be a fool

No time will be better.

You won’t win the game

And you can’t win the game

Until you curse da well.

 

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don’t be scared

Look now the well’s repaired

Go on and curse da well.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don’t stop now

You gotta win somehow

You wanna curse da well.

 

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Run along

And listen to the song

The song say curse da well.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Music play

Do what the music say

You wanna curse da well.

(riffing on “curse da well”)

 

To the tune of :