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Kazayrian

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  1. Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
    Be they crispy or from Wendys.
    Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
    on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
    Mummy lifts me to the car,
    To find me tendies near and far.
    Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
    in comfy big boy booster seats.
    McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
    But of my tendies none remains.

    She tries to make me take a nappy,
    But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
    Tendies are the only food,
    That puts me in the napping mood.
    I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
    I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
    Tendies are my heart's desire,
    Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
    Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
    But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

    My good-boy points were fairly earned,
    To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
    But there's no tendies on my plate!
    Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
    "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
    YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
    I screech while hurling into her eyes,
    My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
    For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
    Never forget my chicken tenders.

  2. Red and Black are corrupted and twisted beings, having lost all of their connections to Him (Hallowed by thy name). Thus thou shalt not seek to side with these abominations.
    The answer lies in the strong and still gentle grip of Green, the sturdy and brave Blue or the Stonekin, who combine the best of both elements. 

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  3. 6/10
     

    So. If you don't rate this a 10 / 10, you're a fool. This got TECH N9NE, the king of all independent artists. 
    Bizarre of D12 and his best friend King Gordy, during their pre The Davidians / L.A.R.S. era.
    Vinnie Paz of Jedi Mind Tricks.
    Slaine of La Coka Nostra.
    Sid Wilson of Slipknot RAPPING. 
    Reef the Lost Cauze one of the grimiest rappers alive.
    The Goondox ... Well ... Yeah!
    And last but not least ... ILL BILL!

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